Dear Mom & Dad,
Don't even try to leave me anywhere without you. I love being around you both so much that I will refuse to stay anywhere you are not present. I was so funny today when I got Mommy kicked out of the gym for crying so loud in the Kid's Club. I also will not step foot in the church nursery without one of you. Why don't they just call one of you to nursery because you're not leaving me. You both may as well get used to the fact that I will NEVER let you be more than 10 feet away.
Love (and severe clingyness),